January 2011
Look at this fucking taco. Do you see it? Of...
confuzzledface:
Dropping your phone.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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Please take me out of my body,
up through the palm trees,
to smell California in sweet hypocrisy.
ONE TREE HILL TOMORROW!
alwaysandforevertreehill:
That moment when
hola-bacon:
A female tells another female she looks pretty :
A male tells another man he’s handsome looking :
sad true fax
Sombody should buy me this: http://www.disneystore.com/disney/store/DSIProductDisplay?isSingleMatch=true&catalogId=10002&langId=-1&productId=1236908&catalogFromSearch=10002&storeId=10051&N=1000352&ddkey=http:DSIPageDisplayView
So I can eat a partially retarded and 10x smaller version of this everyday.
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
frizzellm:
whatisthemeaningoflife:
D-Fam!
Hahahaha, Kelsey.
So please, please, please, let me get what I want.
I have never wanted anything so badly in my life.
The awkward moment when you open an exam paper...
softerthanstarlight:
goeunchan:
This is one of the worst feelings ever.
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
kiss-my-sassyness:
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
When someone says "penis" at school
distinctmemory:
Elementary school:
Middle school:
High school:
this. omfg
If You Were Born In The 90s, Just Press Play.
...
it's all in the technique.
justasmileforyourscrapbooks:
first go like this
then spin around
STOP.
double take three times.
ONE
TWO
THREE.
THEEEEEEEEEEN.
PELVIC THRUST. WOOOOOOOO
STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT, DON’T FORGET IT.
NOW IT’S TIME TO BRING IT AROUND TOWN. BRING IT AROUND TOWN.
THEN YOU DO THIS
then this
and this
and that
and this and that
and that and this
and this
...
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
