dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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relahvant:

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what a time to be alive

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And my problem is, I would still drop everything for you. (via thedanksideofthemoon)

(Source: insanitywithcherriesontop, via youcantseemebuticanyou)

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