i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via lightninginbugform)

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I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

(via annesolor)

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dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread

(via staceyylaceyy)

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Hell exists, it’s right here at 3am when I wake up without you laying there beside me. i haven’t slept these past few nights (via the-psycho-cutie)

(via nerdmuffin)

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